Trucking Industry Honors Methamphetamines

KANSAS CITY–At its national convention Monday, the National Trucking Association bestowed its highest honor on methamphetamines. “Methamphetamines, you are the substance that keeps our nation’s truckers ’speed’-ing along to their appointed destinations,” NTA president Larry Herrick said. “Without you, American trucking would not be the world leader it is today.” Herrick then downed a fistful of pills and climbed into a rig, saying he had to be in Fresno, CA, by sun-up.