Traveler Excited Hotel Has HBO Until He Checks Listing

ROCKFORD, IL–Stopping at a local Days Inn Tuesday, traveler Dan Peterson, 27, was delighted to discover that the motel featured the premium channel HBO until he checked the night’s programming listings. “Aw, man, not Summer Catch,” said Peterson, as he browsed the cable guide. “Then it’s back-to-back episodes of Tracey Takes On at 11, followed by The Mexican at midnight and Ghosts Of Mars at 2 a.m. Fuck.” Peterson spent the evening reading the room’s complimentary copy of See Rockford! and sucking on ice cubes.