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Toys ‘R’ Us Files For Bankruptcy

With billions in outstanding debt, Toys ‘R’ Us has filed for bankruptcy, an announcement that also caused the stock price of toymakers Hasbro and Mattel to fall. What do you think?

Claire Hauck • Hand Lotioner

“Really? They seemed to be doing so well when I was last there 20 years ago.”

Claire Hauck • Hand Lotioner

Evan Foreman • Rope Coiler

“Today’s five-year-olds just don’t have the same purchasing power they used to.”

Evan Foreman • Rope Coiler

Jason Kwederis • Concrete Smoother

“Maybe if they turned that ‘R’ around they’d have a little more credibility on Wall Street.”

Jason Kwederis • Concrete Smoother




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