Tinder Red Flags, Secret Families, And More: This Week In Local News November 26, 2023

CEO Improves Company’s Morale By Sharing Intimate Descriptions Of Summer Home Renovations

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Biggest Red Flags On Men’s Tinder Profiles

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Family, Secret Family Really Hitting It Off

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Report: Rest Of Family Doing Turkey Trot If You’re Done With Your Little Pity Party

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Loud Man Not Even Drunk

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Woman Still Wearing Mask On Plane Must Have Inside Information About Next Pandemic

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Area Man Can Only Learn New Things If Encouraged By Promise Of Earning Cartoon Gems

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Right-Wing Parents Try To Define ‘Grooming’

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Tips For Displaying Artwork In Your Home

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Dad Spends Most Of Phone Call Praising New Bucket

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