Pay Cuts, Constipation, And More: This Week In Local December 9, 2023

Mother Treats Herself To Throwing Away Few Pieces Of Kids’ Art

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The Onion’s 2023 Holiday Gift Guide

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Company Wellness Seminar Teaches Mindful Acceptance Of Pay Cuts

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Alpha Male Constipated

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Mom Asks If You Still Friends With That One Guy Who Committed Suicide

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Horse Without Health Insurance Unable To Afford Being Shot In The Head

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Do Not Buy This House

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Man Wires Baby $10,000 For Killing Wife In Childbirth

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Sturdy Midwestern Gal Shields Rest Of Nation From Gust Of Wind

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Live In The House Where You Probably Lost Your Virginity!

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