Henry Kissinger’s Final Interview, Leonardo DiCaprio, And More: This Week In Breaking News December 9, 2023

Every Word Besides ‘Children’ Used To Describe Palestinians Under 18

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The Onion’s Final Interview With Henry Kissinger Before He Died

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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton

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Bob Iger’s Most Genius Ideas For Fixing Disney Movies

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Clarence Thomas Swallows Whole Bottle Of OxyContin During Recess In Attempt To Get In On Purdue Settlement

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Archaeologists Celebrate After Uncovering Ancient Certificate Congratulating Them For Finding All The Stuff

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Secret Service Finds Biden Attempting To Dig Own Grave On White House Lawn

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Leonardo DiCaprio Tears Fabric Of Universe Apart Attempting To Have Sex With Girl Not Yet Born

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Study: Average American Has At Least 3 People Plotting To Kill Them At All Times

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