This Absolutely The Last Time Bouncer Cleans Up Vomit

LUBBOCK, TX–Bruce Kucharsky, 29, a bouncer at the Come Back Inn, announced Monday that this is “absolutely the last time” he is cleaning up vomit. “This is it,” said Kucharsky, mopping up a chunky, peach-hued puddle near the pool table. “I’ll clean up the puke this time, but next time, they’re gonna find somebody else, or I quit. I ain’t no fucking janitor.” In his four months as a bouncer at the bar, Kucharsky estimated he has “wiped up chunder, like, at least 300 times.”