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The Week In Sports – Week Of July 12, 2013

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Panicked Sabermetricians Forced To Rethink Entire Sport After Discovering They Missed At Bat From Lou Brock On August 3, 1975
Panicked Sabermetricians Forced To Rethink Entire Sport After Discovering They Missed At Bat From Lou Brock On August 3, 1975
Andy Murray Claims It’s Kind Of Pathetic Britain Taking So Much Pride In His Win At A Tennis Tournament
Andy Murray Claims It’s Kind Of Pathetic Britain Taking So Much Pride In His Win At A Tennis Tournament
A-Rod Shows Minor Leaguers Proper Way To Put Down Teammates
A-Rod Shows Minor Leaguers Proper Way To Put Down Teammates
MRI Exam Shows Yadier Molina’s Knee Contains All Kinds Of Gross Tendons, Cartilage
MRI Exam Shows Yadier Molina’s Knee Contains All Kinds Of Gross Tendons, Cartilage
Derrick Rose Wondering If He Should Start Rehabbing Knee Sometime This Summer
Derrick Rose Wondering If He Should Start Rehabbing Knee Sometime This Summer

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