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The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 2, 2013

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Woman Who Left Room Crying Earlier Expects To Jump Back Into Party Just Like That
Woman Who Left Room Crying Earlier Expects To Jump Back Into Party Just Like That
Person Sitting In Parked Car At 2:00 A.M. Probably Upstanding Member Of Community
Person Sitting In Parked Car At 2:00 A.M. Probably Upstanding Member Of Community
Obama Weighing His Syria Option
Obama Weighing His Syria Option
Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns
Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns
Entire Nation Pitches In To Save Yosemite
Entire Nation Pitches In To Save Yosemite
Nation’s Single Men Announce Plan To Change Bedsheets By 2019
Nation’s Single Men Announce Plan To Change Bedsheets By 2019
Study: 25-Foot-Tall Asian Women Remain Underrepresented In Media
Study: 25-Foot-Tall Asian Women Remain Underrepresented In Media
Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War
Syria Conflict Intensifies As Bears Enter War
Report: Millions Of Courageous Americans Overcoming Media Pressure To Be Thin
Report: Millions Of Courageous Americans Overcoming Media Pressure To Be Thin
Rookie Geno Smith Has Already Mastered Jets Offense
Rookie Geno Smith Has Already Mastered Jets Offense
Completely Unnatural Mixed-Race Couple Actually Kind Of Beautiful In A Way
Completely Unnatural Mixed-Race Couple Actually Kind Of Beautiful In A Way
Word Search On Box Of Frosted Mini-Wheats Fucking Impossible
Word Search On Box Of Frosted Mini-Wheats Fucking Impossible
CEO Has Special Knack For Recognizing Great Ideas And Ruining Them
CEO Has Special Knack For Recognizing Great Ideas And Ruining Them
9 Things Introverts Do All The Time
9 Things Introverts Do All The Time
Bricks Goddamned Everywhere, Reports Psychotic Study
Bricks Goddamned Everywhere, Reports Psychotic Study

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