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The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 14, 2015

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Teen Coming Out Of Shell Giving Bully Lots Of New Material To Work With
Teen Coming Out Of Shell Giving Bully Lots Of New Material To Work With
Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065
Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065
Secretary Of Labor Assures Nation There Still Plenty Of Jobs For Americans Willing To Outwork Robots
Secretary Of Labor Assures Nation There Still Plenty Of Jobs For Americans Willing To Outwork Robots
Refugees Grateful For Chance To See Europe While Being Bounced From Country To Country
Refugees Grateful For Chance To See Europe While Being Bounced From Country To Country
More Cities Providing Bins For Materials That Look Recyclable
More Cities Providing Bins For Materials That Look Recyclable
Romantic Gesture Too Expensive To Waste On Current Girlfriend
Romantic Gesture Too Expensive To Waste On Current Girlfriend
Pathetic 4-Year-Old Needs Father To Stand On Merry-Go-Round Platform For Entire Ride
Pathetic 4-Year-Old Needs Father To Stand On Merry-Go-Round Platform For Entire Ride
Mom Keeping Tabs On Coyote Situation
Mom Keeping Tabs On Coyote Situation
Nation’s Marketers Only People Still Trying To Reach Inner-City Child
Nation’s Marketers Only People Still Trying To Reach Inner-City Child
Study Finds Earth’s Animals One Giant Creature Before Breaking Apart Millions Of Years Ago
Study Finds Earth’s Animals One Giant Creature Before Breaking Apart Millions Of Years Ago
Tearful Anthropologists Discover Dead Ancestor Of Humans 100,000 Years Too Late
Tearful Anthropologists Discover Dead Ancestor Of Humans 100,000 Years Too Late
Panicking Tom Brady Unable To Stop Smirking Since Suspension Overturned
Panicking Tom Brady Unable To Stop Smirking Since Suspension Overturned

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