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The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 12, 2016

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School Psychologist Crushing It In Wake Of Fatal Sports Injury
School Psychologist Crushing It In Wake Of Fatal Sports Injury
USDA Admits Weight Loss Not Possible For People Who Don’t Like Salmon
USDA Admits Weight Loss Not Possible For People Who Don’t Like Salmon
Retired Security Guard Pens Open Letter To Colin Kaepernick About National Anthem
Retired Security Guard Pens Open Letter To Colin Kaepernick About National Anthem
Horrible Facebook Algorithm Accident Results In Exposure To New Ideas
Horrible Facebook Algorithm Accident Results In Exposure To New Ideas
Emergency Crew Rushes To Pull Child Out Of Football Huddle
Emergency Crew Rushes To Pull Child Out Of Football Huddle
Parents Trying To Gauge If Son Complete Idiot Before Deciding Whether To Move To Better School District
Parents Trying To Gauge If Son Complete Idiot Before Deciding Whether To Move To Better School District
Matt Damon Mans Warner Brothers Booth At College Campus’s Career Day
Matt Damon Mans Warner Brothers Booth At College Campus’s Career Day
Mom Declares Garage Her Next Big Project
Mom Declares Garage Her Next Big Project
‘The Case, Mr. Kerry, Give Me The Case,’ Demands Malaysian Ambassador Holding Dangling John Kerry From Petronas Towers Skybridge
‘The Case, Mr. Kerry, Give Me The Case,’ Demands Malaysian Ambassador Holding Dangling John Kerry From Petronas Towers Skybridge
Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program
Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program

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