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The Week In Pictures – Week Of October 7, 2013

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U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown
U.S. On Verge Of Full-Scale Government Hoedown
5-Year-Old Figures He Has A Year Left Of Peeing At Urinals With His Pants All The Way Down
5-Year-Old Figures He Has A Year Left Of Peeing At Urinals With His Pants All The Way Down
Greatest Country In World Unable To Keep William H. Gross Stamp Gallery Open
Greatest Country In World Unable To Keep William H. Gross Stamp Gallery Open
Last Thing Government Worker Needed Was Agency Labeling Him ‘Nonessential’
Last Thing Government Worker Needed Was Agency Labeling Him ‘Nonessential’
Government Shutdown Forces National Zoo To Turn Off Panda Suicide Cam
Government Shutdown Forces National Zoo To Turn Off Panda Suicide Cam
New Pro Football Hall Of Fame Exhibit Allows Visitors To Experience Concussion
New Pro Football Hall Of Fame Exhibit Allows Visitors To Experience Concussion
U.S. Treasury Announces Bonus Financial Quarter Worth Double The Cash
U.S. Treasury Announces Bonus Financial Quarter Worth Double The Cash
Kid Not Getting In Strange Van For Anything Less Than King-Size Bar
Kid Not Getting In Strange Van For Anything Less Than King-Size Bar
The Onion Reviews ’Gravity’
The Onion Reviews ’Gravity’
BREAKING: Daniel Throwing His Life Away, You Should Call Him, He Dropped Out Of Wharton—Wharton, For God’s Sake
BREAKING: Daniel Throwing His Life Away, You Should Call Him, He Dropped Out Of Wharton—Wharton, For God’s Sake
Hostages Freed After Tense 7-Minute Standup Set
Hostages Freed After Tense 7-Minute Standup Set
David Bowie Asks Iman If They Should Just Do Lasagna Again
David Bowie Asks Iman If They Should Just Do Lasagna Again
Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal In Exchange For Malia Obama
Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal In Exchange For Malia Obama
Packers Go With No-Cuddle Offense
Packers Go With No-Cuddle Offense
NFL Switches To All-Pink MRI Machines For Breast Cancer Awareness Month
NFL Switches To All-Pink MRI Machines For Breast Cancer Awareness Month

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