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The Week In Pictures – Week Of October 6, 2014

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Liberal Arts Graduate Realizes He’s Already Forgotten 90% Of Human Condition
Liberal Arts Graduate Realizes He’s Already Forgotten 90% Of Human Condition
Diabetic, Gout-Ridden Kim Jong-Un By Far Healthiest Person In North Korea
Diabetic, Gout-Ridden Kim Jong-Un By Far Healthiest Person In North Korea
Song Deemed Good Enough To Put Girlfriend On Shoulders
Song Deemed Good Enough To Put Girlfriend On Shoulders
Family Fears Grandmother Aware Of Her Surroundings
Family Fears Grandmother Aware Of Her Surroundings
50 Years Of Climate Change, Habitat Loss Somehow Unable To Take Down Goddamned Parrotfish
50 Years Of Climate Change, Habitat Loss Somehow Unable To Take Down Goddamned Parrotfish
Man Hates Being Put In Position Where He Has To Think, Feel, Or Act
Man Hates Being Put In Position Where He Has To Think, Feel, Or Act
Nation Longs For One More Day With Dying Manufacturing Sector
Nation Longs For One More Day With Dying Manufacturing Sector
ISIS Having Difficulty Finding American Recruits Physically Fit For Jihad
ISIS Having Difficulty Finding American Recruits Physically Fit For Jihad
Top 10 Must-Watch TV Shows This Fall
Top 10 Must-Watch TV Shows This Fall
Man Having A Great Time Will Soon Have To Apologize To Everyone
Man Having A Great Time Will Soon Have To Apologize To Everyone
Obama Currently Being Chased In Background Of Secret Service Hearing
Obama Currently Being Chased In Background Of Secret Service Hearing
U.S. Assures Hong Kong That Their Protest Just One Of Many Issues White House Staying Silent On
U.S. Assures Hong Kong That Their Protest Just One Of Many Issues White House Staying Silent On
Seventh-Grader Receiving More One-On-One Bullying Since Transferring To Private School
Seventh-Grader Receiving More One-On-One Bullying Since Transferring To Private School
Area Dad Just Wants To Watch One 7-Hour Block Of Television Without Interruption
Area Dad Just Wants To Watch One 7-Hour Block Of Television Without Interruption
Bloody, Detached Hand Of Bears’ Player Still In Julius Peppers’ Facemask
Bloody, Detached Hand Of Bears’ Player Still In Julius Peppers’ Facemask

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