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The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 3, 2014

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Report: Cost Of Raising Neglected Children Still Low As Ever
Report: Cost Of Raising Neglected Children Still Low As Ever
45-Year-Old To Help Candidate Understand Youth Vote
45-Year-Old To Help Candidate Understand Youth Vote
Grandfather Seems Proud Of How Many People Polio Killed
Grandfather Seems Proud Of How Many People Polio Killed
4 Angels Banished From Heaven For Attempting To Unionize
4 Angels Banished From Heaven For Attempting To Unionize
Job Applicant Blows Away Interviewer With Intimate Knowledge Of Company’s ‘About Us’ Page
Job Applicant Blows Away Interviewer With Intimate Knowledge Of Company’s ‘About Us’ Page
Jon Gruden Shares Weird Childhood Story About Spying On Naked Brother
Jon Gruden Shares Weird Childhood Story About Spying On Naked Brother
Pathetic, Washed-Up Rock Star On Fifth Decade Of Doing Exactly What He Always Wanted
Pathetic, Washed-Up Rock Star On Fifth Decade Of Doing Exactly What He Always Wanted
Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate
Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate
Report: 79% Of World’s Attics Remain Unexplored
Report: 79% Of World’s Attics Remain Unexplored
Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them
Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them
Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own
Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own
Restaurant Patrons Rapidly Losing Faith Parents Going To Do Something About 4-Year-Old
Restaurant Patrons Rapidly Losing Faith Parents Going To Do Something About 4-Year-Old
Delicate Little Man Kept Awake All Night By Having Coffee After Four O’Clock
Delicate Little Man Kept Awake All Night By Having Coffee After Four O’Clock
ONN Exclusive: Fire-Ninja Inferno Becomes First Openly Gay Fatal Melee Fighter
ONN Exclusive: Fire-Ninja Inferno Becomes First Openly Gay Fatal Melee Fighter
Traumatized Nation Terrified To Make Its Voice Heard In Another Election
Traumatized Nation Terrified To Make Its Voice Heard In Another Election

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