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The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 17, 2014

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Mild-Mannered Reporter Suddenly Transforms Into Incredible Unemployed Man
Mild-Mannered Reporter Suddenly Transforms Into Incredible Unemployed Man
Modest ISIS Leader Credits Promotion Entirely To Drone Strikes
Modest ISIS Leader Credits Promotion Entirely To Drone Strikes
Custom Fireplace Store Totally Jumps Gentrification Gun
Custom Fireplace Store Totally Jumps Gentrification Gun
Man Has No Idea What To Do With Visiting Friend Between Meals
Man Has No Idea What To Do With Visiting Friend Between Meals
Completely Uninhibited Party Guest Still Choosing To Talk About Work
Completely Uninhibited Party Guest Still Choosing To Talk About Work
Report: America Still World Leader In Manufacturing Excuses
Report: America Still World Leader In Manufacturing Excuses
Report: None Of Good Cousins Coming To Thanksgiving This Year
Report: None Of Good Cousins Coming To Thanksgiving This Year
Young Child Still Developing Antibodies To Mountain Dew
Young Child Still Developing Antibodies To Mountain Dew
Jay Cutler: ‘I’ll Be The First Person To Admit We Need A New Punter’
Jay Cutler: ‘I’ll Be The First Person To Admit We Need A New Punter’
Senate Democrats Hoping To Go Out In Final Blaze Of Glory By Passing One Last Neutered Bill
Senate Democrats Hoping To Go Out In Final Blaze Of Glory By Passing One Last Neutered Bill
China Vows To Begin Aggressively Falsifying Air Pollution Numbers
China Vows To Begin Aggressively Falsifying Air Pollution Numbers
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle
Area Man’s Life Comes To Tragic Middle
Area Man’s Life Comes To Tragic Middle
God Unable To Remember What Year Humanity Goes Extinct
God Unable To Remember What Year Humanity Goes Extinct
Congress Passes Bill To Add Armed Patrol To U.S. Poverty Line
Congress Passes Bill To Add Armed Patrol To U.S. Poverty Line

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