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The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 19, 2014

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Stone-Hearted Ice Witch Forgoes Exclamation Point
Stone-Hearted Ice Witch Forgoes Exclamation Point
Report: Average American Has Just 20% Of What It Takes
Report: Average American Has Just 20% Of What It Takes
The Pros And Cons Of Breastfeeding
The Pros And Cons Of Breastfeeding
Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years
Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years
The Case For And Against Animal Testing
The Case For And Against Animal Testing
Should Obama Blow The Silver Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them?
Should Obama Blow The Silver Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them?
10 Things Your Parents Were Right About
10 Things Your Parents Were Right About
Military-Level Operation Being Planned To Get Grandma Through Graduation
Military-Level Operation Being Planned To Get Grandma Through Graduation
Area Man Nervously Asks Girlfriend If She’ll Settle
Area Man Nervously Asks Girlfriend If She’ll Settle
Pharmaceutical Industry Reeling As More Moms Making Vaccines At Home
Pharmaceutical Industry Reeling As More Moms Making Vaccines At Home
How Twitter Is Trying To Retain Users
How Twitter Is Trying To Retain Users
Prescription Bottle Recommends Taking 10 Tablets If You Really Want To Fly
Prescription Bottle Recommends Taking 10 Tablets If You Really Want To Fly
Man Feeling Guilty About Chowing Down At 9/11 Museum Café
Man Feeling Guilty About Chowing Down At 9/11 Museum Café
Congress Splits Into Male And Female Senators To Discuss Newest Reproductive Bill
Congress Splits Into Male And Female Senators To Discuss Newest Reproductive Bill
Paleontologists Unearth Earliest Known Dinosaur Stickers
Paleontologists Unearth Earliest Known Dinosaur Stickers

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