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The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 9, 2015

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Netanyahu Assures Critics He Still Has Utmost Respect For U.S. Money
Netanyahu Assures Critics He Still Has Utmost Respect For U.S. Money
Boyfriend Plans Magical Evening Down To First Detail
Boyfriend Plans Magical Evening Down To First Detail
Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism
Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism
Netanyahu Doubles Down Against Obama With PowerPoint On Perils Of Affordable Care Act
Netanyahu Doubles Down Against Obama With PowerPoint On Perils Of Affordable Care Act
Chinese Citizens Kind Of Grateful To Not Have Access To All Of Internet
Chinese Citizens Kind Of Grateful To Not Have Access To All Of Internet
Man Who Stopped Dieting Already Seeing Results
Man Who Stopped Dieting Already Seeing Results
Hillary Clinton Hints At Presidential Ambitions By Concealing Information From American People
Hillary Clinton Hints At Presidential Ambitions By Concealing Information From American People
Report: Nazi Treasure Hunters Following More Realistic Retirement Plan Than 86% Of Country
Report: Nazi Treasure Hunters Following More Realistic Retirement Plan Than 86% Of Country
Frustrated Nation Calls For Updated Zip-Line Infrastructure
Frustrated Nation Calls For Updated Zip-Line Infrastructure
Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her
Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her
Wedding Planner Suggests Replacing Unsightly Groom
Wedding Planner Suggests Replacing Unsightly Groom
People Apparently Been Using Rest Stop Barbecue Pit
People Apparently Been Using Rest Stop Barbecue Pit
Justice Department Calls On Ferguson To Align Level Of Institutional Racism With Rest Of Country
Justice Department Calls On Ferguson To Align Level Of Institutional Racism With Rest Of Country
Loyal Senator Still Lying Patiently In Spot Where Beloved Bill Died
Loyal Senator Still Lying Patiently In Spot Where Beloved Bill Died
Passengers Feel Sorry For Flustered Toddler Traveling With Loud, Obnoxious Parents
Passengers Feel Sorry For Flustered Toddler Traveling With Loud, Obnoxious Parents

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