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The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 21, 2016

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Resourceful Man Able To Cobble Together Bad Mood From Handful Of Minor Annoyances
Resourceful Man Able To Cobble Together Bad Mood From Handful Of Minor Annoyances
Heartbreaking Rubio Campaign Email Just Asks Supporters To Send Something To Make Him Smile
Heartbreaking Rubio Campaign Email Just Asks Supporters To Send Something To Make Him Smile
Exuberant Trump Rally Crowd Bats Syrian Refugee Child Around Arena Before Candidate Comes On Stage
Exuberant Trump Rally Crowd Bats Syrian Refugee Child Around Arena Before Candidate Comes On Stage
New Report Reveals Kentucky Seniors Forced To Endure Brutal Hazing From Freshman Players
New Report Reveals Kentucky Seniors Forced To Endure Brutal Hazing From Freshman Players
Poll: Ted Cruz Currently Leads Among Voters Disputing Boundaries Of Neighbor’s Yard
Poll: Ted Cruz Currently Leads Among Voters Disputing Boundaries Of Neighbor’s Yard
God Hurting After Eating 20-Piece Spicy Angel Wings
God Hurting After Eating 20-Piece Spicy Angel Wings
Nation Reaffirms Commitment To Things They Recognize
Nation Reaffirms Commitment To Things They Recognize
Defiant Mitch McConnell Holds Merrick Garland’s Severed Head Aloft In Front Of Capitol Building
Defiant Mitch McConnell Holds Merrick Garland’s Severed Head Aloft In Front Of Capitol Building
Head Of IRS Has Personal Filing System To Keep Track Of Nation’s Tax Returns
Head Of IRS Has Personal Filing System To Keep Track Of Nation’s Tax Returns
Sanders Impresses Florida Voters By Jumping From Hotel Balcony Into Pool
Sanders Impresses Florida Voters By Jumping From Hotel Balcony Into Pool

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