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The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 11, 2013

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Child Who Just Lost Balloon Begins Lifelong Battle With Depression
Child Who Just Lost Balloon Begins Lifelong Battle With Depression
Boyfriend Forced To Express Secondhand Outrage
Boyfriend Forced To Express Secondhand Outrage
Obnoxious Friend Won’t Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones
Obnoxious Friend Won’t Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones
Headline With Words ‘HIV Baby’ In It Somehow Turns Out Okay
Headline With Words ‘HIV Baby’ In It Somehow Turns Out Okay
Area Man Unsure If He’s Supposed To Want Hugo Chavez To Die Or Not
Area Man Unsure If He’s Supposed To Want Hugo Chavez To Die Or Not
Poll: 99% Of Human Beings Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope
Poll: 99% Of Human Beings Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope
Appearance Of Dennis Rodman Most Normal Thing To Happen In North Korea
Appearance Of Dennis Rodman Most Normal Thing To Happen In North Korea
U.N. Aid Workers Distributing Food To Malnourished KFC Customers
U.N. Aid Workers Distributing Food To Malnourished KFC Customers
Man Not Sure He’s Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm
Man Not Sure He’s Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm
Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’
Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’
New Social Media Startup Launches, Shuts Down Within 45 Minutes
New Social Media Startup Launches, Shuts Down Within 45 Minutes
Shady New Wendy’s Deal Offering Five Hamburgers For Free, No Questions Asked
Shady New Wendy’s Deal Offering Five Hamburgers For Free, No Questions Asked
Obama Issues Presidential Pardon To Get Biden Out Of Jail For Third Time This Year
Obama Issues Presidential Pardon To Get Biden Out Of Jail For Third Time This Year
The Gunman Tragedy: A Recap Of The Onion’s Coverage
The Gunman Tragedy: A Recap Of The Onion’s Coverage
Guy’s Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat
Guy’s Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat

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