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The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 6, 2016

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God Admits Stealing Idea For Messiah From Zoroastrianism
God Admits Stealing Idea For Messiah From Zoroastrianism
Doomsday Clock Pushed To One Minute To Midnight After Arby’s Threatens Launch Of 3-Cheese Jalapeño Beef ’N Bacon Melt
Doomsday Clock Pushed To One Minute To Midnight After Arby’s Threatens Launch Of 3-Cheese Jalapeño Beef ’N Bacon Melt
Lululemon Executives Furious After Focus Group Leaves Product Testing With Self-Esteem Intact
Lululemon Executives Furious After Focus Group Leaves Product Testing With Self-Esteem Intact
Library Of Congress Adds ‘No Sleep ’Til Hammersmith’ To National Motörhead Registry
Library Of Congress Adds ‘No Sleep ’Til Hammersmith’ To National Motörhead Registry
New Uber Update Allows Users To File Lawsuit Against Company Directly In App
New Uber Update Allows Users To File Lawsuit Against Company Directly In App
Wedding Photographer Keeps Calling Bride’s Parents ‘Mom’ And ‘Dad’
Wedding Photographer Keeps Calling Bride’s Parents ‘Mom’ And ‘Dad’
Ice Cube Thrown Into Sink Flies Up Side Like Skateboarder Shredding Half-Pipe
Ice Cube Thrown Into Sink Flies Up Side Like Skateboarder Shredding Half-Pipe
Factory Robot Working On Some Of Its Own Designs After Hours
Factory Robot Working On Some Of Its Own Designs After Hours
Concerned Text From Mom ​Gleefully ​Mocked Like Ramblings Of Village Idiot
Concerned Text From Mom ​Gleefully ​Mocked Like Ramblings Of Village Idiot
Man At Amusement Park Gets Right Back In Line For Another Funnel Cake
Man At Amusement Park Gets Right Back In Line For Another Funnel Cake

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