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The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 3, 2013

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Stunning Bikini Body Washes Up On Shore
Kourtney Kardashian’s Stunning Bikini Body Washes Up On Shore
Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds
Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds
Area Man Beginning To Think He Has Memorial Day Off
Area Man Beginning To Think He Has Memorial Day Off
Last 12 Years A Real Wake-Up Call For Area Man
Last 12 Years A Real Wake-Up Call For Area Man
Scientific Breakthrough Reveals Stars Consist Primarily Of Twinkles
Scientific Breakthrough Reveals Stars Consist Primarily Of Twinkles
Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria
Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria
New Obesity Drug Delicious
New Obesity Drug Delicious
Nation Excited To See Whatever Bile The Internet Spews Up Today
Nation Excited To See Whatever Bile The Internet Spews Up Today
Tim Duncan Offers Legal Advice To Wife’s Divorce Lawyer
Tim Duncan Offers Legal Advice To Wife’s Divorce Lawyer
Family’s Euphemism For Genitals Really Weird
Family’s Euphemism For Genitals Really Weird
Michele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill
Michele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill
New, Improved Google Maps Lets User Launch Missile At Any Location On Globe
New, Improved Google Maps Lets User Launch Missile At Any Location On Globe
After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality
After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality
Nation Gathers Around Area Man Trying To Parallel Park
Nation Gathers Around Area Man Trying To Parallel Park
Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities
Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities

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