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The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 27, 2016

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John Kerry Jettisons Russian Henchmen From International Space Station Airlock
John Kerry Jettisons Russian Henchmen From International Space Station Airlock
Creepy Older Brand Clearly Targeting Female 18-To-24-Year-Olds
Creepy Older Brand Clearly Targeting Female 18-To-24-Year-Olds
‘It’s Hard Being Away From You All,’ Says Donald Trump While Spreading Bird Feed Around Rooftop Pigeon Coop
‘It’s Hard Being Away From You All,’ Says Donald Trump While Spreading Bird Feed Around Rooftop Pigeon Coop
Dianne Feinstein Horrified After New Gun Control Bill Disintegrates Immediately Upon Crossing Into Senate Chamber
Dianne Feinstein Horrified After New Gun Control Bill Disintegrates Immediately Upon Crossing Into Senate Chamber
Father Showing Kids ‘Field Of Dreams’ For First Time Unaware Kevin Costner Sparking Son’s Sexual Awakening
Father Showing Kids ‘Field Of Dreams’ For First Time Unaware Kevin Costner Sparking Son’s Sexual Awakening
NASA Social Media Manager Considers Himself Part Of Team
NASA Social Media Manager Considers Himself Part Of Team
Cash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son
Cash-Strapped Trump Forced To Replace Eric Trump With Cheap Migrant Son
Britain Plummets To Lowest Value In World Since 1580s
Britain Plummets To Lowest Value In World Since 1580s
Americans Confused By System Of Government In Which Leader Would Resign After Making Terrible Decision
Americans Confused By System Of Government In Which Leader Would Resign After Making Terrible Decision
Queen Elizabeth Screaming At Stockbroker To Dump Everything
Queen Elizabeth Screaming At Stockbroker To Dump Everything

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