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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 31, 2017

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Starbucks Unveils $7 Wake-Up Slap
Starbucks Unveils $7 Wake-Up Slap
God Excited About First Trip To Japan
God Excited About First Trip To Japan
Food Network Production Assistants Prep Guy Fieri With Dry Rub
Food Network Production Assistants Prep Guy Fieri With Dry Rub
Kushner: ‘I Did Not Collude, But I Pretty Much Have To Say That, Right?’
Kushner: ‘I Did Not Collude, But I Pretty Much Have To Say That, Right?’
Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation
Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation
Dance Cage Recidivism Rates At All-Time High Within American Club Scene
Dance Cage Recidivism Rates At All-Time High Within American Club Scene
Area Stingray Dreaming Of Making It To Tropicana Field Touch Tank
Area Stingray Dreaming Of Making It To Tropicana Field Touch Tank
‘Back To Dock’ Voted Most Popular Destination Among Current Rowboat Passengers
‘Back To Dock’ Voted Most Popular Destination Among Current Rowboat Passengers
Documentary About Grisly Murder Inspires Dozens Of Copycat Documentaries
Documentary About Grisly Murder Inspires Dozens Of Copycat Documentaries
Area Man Installs Home Pull-Up Bar To Absentmindedly Tap While Passing Through Hallway
Area Man Installs Home Pull-Up Bar To Absentmindedly Tap While Passing Through Hallway
Senator Struggling To Weigh Interests Of Entire Constituency Against Nothing
Senator Struggling To Weigh Interests Of Entire Constituency Against Nothing
David Byrne Holds Up Old Suit To Show How Far He’s Come In Weight Loss Journey
David Byrne Holds Up Old Suit To Show How Far He’s Come In Weight Loss Journey
Fish Species Not Seen Since 1960s Thinks It Can Waltz Back Into Marine Biologist’s Life Just Like That
Fish Species Not Seen Since 1960s Thinks It Can Waltz Back Into Marine Biologist’s Life Just Like That
Fuck, Tampon Scented
Fuck, Tampon Scented
Trump Administration Worried President Burning Through Minority Scapegoats At Unsustainable Rate
Trump Administration Worried President Burning Through Minority Scapegoats At Unsustainable Rate
Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now
Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now
Pentagon Announces Plan To Cover Cost Of Hormone Treatment For Servicemembers Doubling Down On Biological Sex
Pentagon Announces Plan To Cover Cost Of Hormone Treatment For Servicemembers Doubling Down On Biological Sex
Report: Bots Now Make Up 22% Of Twitter Executives
Report: Bots Now Make Up 22% Of Twitter Executives
Sullen Jeff Sessions Scrolls Through Minority Incarceration Statistics To Cheer Self Up
Sullen Jeff Sessions Scrolls Through Minority Incarceration Statistics To Cheer Self Up
Report Finds Koch Brothers Increasingly Falling Under Control Of Influential, High-Powered Trillionaire
Report Finds Koch Brothers Increasingly Falling Under Control Of Influential, High-Powered Trillionaire
Amazon Completes New Suspension Tank To House Psychic Beings Who Foresee Customers’ Future Orders
Amazon Completes New Suspension Tank To House Psychic Beings Who Foresee Customers’ Future Orders
Study Finds Americans Do Most Financial Planning When Figuring Out How To Get Money’s Worth At Buffet
Study Finds Americans Do Most Financial Planning When Figuring Out How To Get Money’s Worth At Buffet
Sean Spicer’s Voice Immediately Recognized By Everyone Else In ‘Halo 5’ Multiplayer Lobby
Sean Spicer’s Voice Immediately Recognized By Everyone Else In ‘Halo 5’ Multiplayer Lobby
Trump Orders All Flags To Half-Staff In Honor Of American Killed On Episode Of ‘Blue Bloods’
Trump Orders All Flags To Half-Staff In Honor Of American Killed On Episode Of ‘Blue Bloods’
NASA Announces Selection Of Two Hot, Ripped Astronauts For Man-On-Man Mission To Mars
NASA Announces Selection Of Two Hot, Ripped Astronauts For Man-On-Man Mission To Mars
Officials Warn Consumers Of Counterfeit Tickets Ahead Of Solar Eclipse
Officials Warn Consumers Of Counterfeit Tickets Ahead Of Solar Eclipse
Report: Buddy Dysmorphia Sufferers Experience Skewed, Negative Perception Of Shape Of Friends
Report: Buddy Dysmorphia Sufferers Experience Skewed, Negative Perception Of Shape Of Friends
A-Rod Donates $25 Million To Be Displayed In Glass Case In Baseball Hall Of Fame
A-Rod Donates $25 Million To Be Displayed In Glass Case In Baseball Hall Of Fame
Annoyed Reince Priebus Forced To Wait In Line Behind Other Exiting White House Staffers
Annoyed Reince Priebus Forced To Wait In Line Behind Other Exiting White House Staffers
Priebus Grateful He Had So Little Dignity To Begin With
Priebus Grateful He Had So Little Dignity To Begin With
Only Adult Left In Trump Administration Named ‘Mad Dog’
Only Adult Left In Trump Administration Named ‘Mad Dog’

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