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The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 27, 2015

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Winchester Unveils New 9MM Stray Bullet Guaranteed To Hit Innocent Bystanders
Winchester Unveils New 9MM Stray Bullet Guaranteed To Hit Innocent Bystanders
Nephew Surprised By How Much Bigger Aunt Has Gotten Since Last Year
Nephew Surprised By How Much Bigger Aunt Has Gotten Since Last Year
4 Hours Scrolling Through Facebook Before Bed Referred To As ‘Winding Down’
4 Hours Scrolling Through Facebook Before Bed Referred To As ‘Winding Down’
Local Swingers Not Going To Drive Out To Goddamn Oakdale
Local Swingers Not Going To Drive Out To Goddamn Oakdale
College Residence Office Gets Kick Out Of Pairing Up Few Roommates Who Will Fucking Hate Each Other
College Residence Office Gets Kick Out Of Pairing Up Few Roommates Who Will Fucking Hate Each Other
Leonardo DiCaprio Agrees To Donate It-Factor To Science
Leonardo DiCaprio Agrees To Donate It-Factor To Science
Dixie Donates $5 Million In Clean Drinking Cups To Drought-Ravaged Southern Africa
Dixie Donates $5 Million In Clean Drinking Cups To Drought-Ravaged Southern Africa
Ticketed Motorist Pointing Finger Just The Green Light Cop Needed
Ticketed Motorist Pointing Finger Just The Green Light Cop Needed
Long John Silver’s Introduces New Golden Fried Abomination From The Deep
Long John Silver’s Introduces New Golden Fried Abomination From The Deep
Man Pushed Off Plate Of Chicken Wings By Larger Male
Man Pushed Off Plate Of Chicken Wings By Larger Male
Longtime Science Textbook Retires After 40 Years In Public School System
Longtime Science Textbook Retires After 40 Years In Public School System

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