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The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 15, 2018

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New Evidence Suggests Ancient Egyptians Only Ever Visited Pyramids When Friends Were In From Out Of Town
New Evidence Suggests Ancient Egyptians Only Ever Visited Pyramids When Friends Were In From Out Of Town
Whoa, Vacuum Got Something Pretty Big Under Couch
Whoa, Vacuum Got Something Pretty Big Under Couch
Really Ugly Shark Tired Of Being Mistaken For Hammerhead
Really Ugly Shark Tired Of Being Mistaken For Hammerhead
Study Finds Goosebumps Caused By Psychotic Weirdo Masturbating To Old Photo Of You
Study Finds Goosebumps Caused By Psychotic Weirdo Masturbating To Old Photo Of You
Pile Of Dirty Clothes On Bedroom Floor Starting To Mix With Pile Of Clean Clothes On Bedroom Floor
Pile Of Dirty Clothes On Bedroom Floor Starting To Mix With Pile Of Clean Clothes On Bedroom Floor
New Regulation Requires All Protected Species To Be Actively Looking For New Habitat In Order To Receive Funding
New Regulation Requires All Protected Species To Be Actively Looking For New Habitat In Order To Receive Funding
Mutant Hockey League Worried City Of St. Mucus Won’t Publicly Finance New Arena For Ooze
Mutant Hockey League Worried City Of St. Mucus Won’t Publicly Finance New Arena For Ooze
Audiobook Narrator Really Going For Broke With Cajun Accent
Audiobook Narrator Really Going For Broke With Cajun Accent
Man Completely Blindsided By Seemingly Normal Stranger Telling Him To ‘Have A Blessed Day’
Man Completely Blindsided By Seemingly Normal Stranger Telling Him To ‘Have A Blessed Day’
Miracle Paycheck Lasts For 7 Whole Days
Miracle Paycheck Lasts For 7 Whole Days

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