Entertainment The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 3, 2014 Published: February 3, 2014 Area Child Disappointed To Learn Parents’ Love UnconditionalNew Dating Website Helps Plus-Size Jewish Plane Crash Survivors Find LoveSpookiest Halloween Sound Effects Album Grammy Goes To Lord ChillingsworthSurgeon General Advises Being 19 Years Old With 100 Bucks In Your Pocket And Your Whole Life In Front Of YouReport: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, They Still Do, And They’re Waiting For YouKid Figures He’ll Go Down Slide 35 More Times Then Call It A DayDoctor Quickly Scribbles Prescription That Will Lead To 30-Year Battle With Painkiller AddictionObama Throws Small Business Owner Into Seat, Tells Him To Just Smile And Keep His Fucking Mouth ShutDad Delivers State Of The Union Rebuttal Directly Into Television ScreenMan Getting Screwed By Company’s $180,000 Health DeductibleIncreasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In BurritoArea Grandma Enjoys Flourishing Correspondence With Mailer-DaemonHorrified Man Suddenly Realizes He’s Putting Down Roots In CharlotteStudy Finds 60% Of Parents Too Busy With Divorce To Worry About Football SafetyReport: Today The Day They Find Out You’re A Fraud Advertising Procrastinating Attorney Just Reuses Opening Statement from Last Trial Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 50: Issue 5 Related Coverage What To Know About ‘The Golden Bachelorette’ Are We Living In A Golden Age Of Meaningless Questions? Most Shocking Takeaways From HBO’s New ‘Sopranos’ Documentary