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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 18, 2013

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World Surrenders To North Korea
World Surrenders To North Korea
Coworkers Brought To Place Of Unthinkable Intimacy By Team-Building Exercise
Coworkers Brought To Place Of Unthinkable Intimacy By Team-Building Exercise
Resigning Pope No Longer Has Strength To Lead Church Backward
Resigning Pope No Longer Has Strength To Lead Church Backward
Mumford And Sons Take Home Coveted ’Vest Of The Year’ Grammy
Mumford And Sons Take Home Coveted ’Vest Of The Year’ Grammy
’Walking Dead’ Writers Regret Naming Every Single Character ’Rick’
’Walking Dead’ Writers Regret Naming Every Single Character ’Rick’
Santana And Rob Thomas’ ’Smooth’ Sweeps Grammy Awards For 13th Year In A Row
Santana And Rob Thomas’ ’Smooth’ Sweeps Grammy Awards For 13th Year In A Row
New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils
New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils
Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency
Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency
‘The State Of The Union Is Strong,’ Says Man Responsible For Shielding Nation From Truth
‘The State Of The Union Is Strong,’ Says Man Responsible For Shielding Nation From Truth
Website Humiliating Itself
Website Humiliating Itself
Girlfriend Just Wants To Have Low-Key, Laid-Back Valentine’s Day Fight This Year
Girlfriend Just Wants To Have Low-Key, Laid-Back Valentine’s Day Fight This Year
Double Amputee Proves He Is Capable Of Anything
Double Amputee Proves He Is Capable Of Anything
Devoted Abuser Stops By Girlfriend’s Office To Deliver Surprise Threat
Devoted Abuser Stops By Girlfriend’s Office To Deliver Surprise Threat
Man Didn’t Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling
Man Didn’t Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling
Report: World Now Down To 5 Stories That Are Inspirational
Report: World Now Down To 5 Stories That Are Inspirational

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