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The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 9, 2013

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‘What If We Put M&M’s On Top? Would They Eat That?’ Doritos Exec Wonders Out Loud
‘What If We Put M&M’s On Top? Would They Eat That?’ Doritos Exec Wonders Out Loud
Bloomberg Defends NYPD’s Controversial Stop And Kiss Program
Bloomberg Defends NYPD’s Controversial Stop And Kiss Program
New Report Shows Many U.S. Businesses Actually Just Fronts For Moneymaking Operations
New Report Shows Many U.S. Businesses Actually Just Fronts For Moneymaking Operations
Stunned St. Peter’s Square Crowd Overhears Pope Francis Getting Bitched Out By God
Stunned St. Peter’s Square Crowd Overhears Pope Francis Getting Bitched Out By God
Deformed Freak Born Without Penis
Deformed Freak Born Without Penis
Cool Guy From Middle School Still Sporting Phat Pair Of JNCOs
Cool Guy From Middle School Still Sporting Phat Pair Of JNCOs
Red Lobster Welcomes Back ‘Defrosted Shrimp Days’
Red Lobster Welcomes Back ‘Defrosted Shrimp Days’
Report: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You
Report: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You
Employee Slowly Realizes Boss Attempting To Have Normal Conversation With Her
Employee Slowly Realizes Boss Attempting To Have Normal Conversation With Her
Biologist Completes 5-Minute Study Of Pathetic Organism In Mirror
Biologist Completes 5-Minute Study Of Pathetic Organism In Mirror
Pathetic Hands Subject To Man’s Every Whim
Pathetic Hands Subject To Man’s Every Whim
Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional Males
Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional Males
New Google Streep View To Provide Panoramic Imagery Of Meryl Streep
New Google Streep View To Provide Panoramic Imagery Of Meryl Streep
Slow-Witted Conspiracy Theorist Convinced Government Behind NASA
Slow-Witted Conspiracy Theorist Convinced Government Behind NASA
Grisly Remains Of 15 Hobbits Discovered In Peter Jackson’s Attic
Grisly Remains Of 15 Hobbits Discovered In Peter Jackson’s Attic

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