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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 27, 2018

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Penny Not So Lucky For Tortured Soul Of Lincoln Trapped Inside
Penny Not So Lucky For Tortured Soul Of Lincoln Trapped Inside
Grocery Store Bar Actually Has Great Little Happy Hour, Reports Man With A Serious Problem
Grocery Store Bar Actually Has Great Little Happy Hour, Reports Man With A Serious Problem
Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer
Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer
Lunch Place Uses Way Too Much Mayo In Fruit Salad
Lunch Place Uses Way Too Much Mayo In Fruit Salad
Secretary Of Education Reveals She’s Forced To Use Own Salary On Yacht Supplies
Secretary Of Education Reveals She’s Forced To Use Own Salary On Yacht Supplies
Tim Burton Worried He Going Through A Bit Of A 14-Movie Slump
Tim Burton Worried He Going Through A Bit Of A 14-Movie Slump
Trump Accuses Voters Of Meddling In Midterms
Trump Accuses Voters Of Meddling In Midterms
New Neutrogena Extra-Strength Face Wash Instantly Dissolves Bad Skin
New Neutrogena Extra-Strength Face Wash Instantly Dissolves Bad Skin
Frustrated Men Demand To Know ‘Exactly Where On Tits It Okay To Touch Nowadays’
Frustrated Men Demand To Know ‘Exactly Where On Tits It Okay To Touch Nowadays’
PETA Condemns BBC For Trapping Thousands Of Endangered Animals Inside TV Screens
PETA Condemns BBC For Trapping Thousands Of Endangered Animals Inside TV Screens
Mueller Immediately Regrets Coercing Michael Cohen To Flip On Trump After Having To Spend Time With Him
Mueller Immediately Regrets Coercing Michael Cohen To Flip On Trump After Having To Spend Time With Him
Landlord Promises To Figure Out Why Leaky Ceiling Not His Fault
Landlord Promises To Figure Out Why Leaky Ceiling Not His Fault
Nation Shudders To Think How Bad Things Would Seem If They Didn’t Have Access To A Never-Ending Torrent Of Free Pornography
Nation Shudders To Think How Bad Things Would Seem If They Didn’t Have Access To A Never-Ending Torrent Of Free Pornography
Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Secret To Her Healthy, Radiant Skin Eating 20 Pounds Of Kielbasa A Day
Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Secret To Her Healthy, Radiant Skin Eating 20 Pounds Of Kielbasa A Day
Trump Boys Frantically Burning Stacks Of Printed-Out Emails To Eliminate Paper Trail
Trump Boys Frantically Burning Stacks Of Printed-Out Emails To Eliminate Paper Trail
Job Candidate Awaiting Interviewer Just Smiling, Making Enthusiastic Eye Contact With Every Passerby In Lobby
Job Candidate Awaiting Interviewer Just Smiling, Making Enthusiastic Eye Contact With Every Passerby In Lobby
Students Excited To See Slate Of Notable Speakers Who Will Be Disinvited To Campus This Year
Students Excited To See Slate Of Notable Speakers Who Will Be Disinvited To Campus This Year
‘En Passant,’ Whispers Mueller As He Knocks Another Pawn Off Chessboard In Shadowy, Dimly Lit Office
‘En Passant,’ Whispers Mueller As He Knocks Another Pawn Off Chessboard In Shadowy, Dimly Lit Office
God Irritated Guests Do Not Understand It Time To Leave Heaven
God Irritated Guests Do Not Understand It Time To Leave Heaven
New Liver Can Really Handle Its Scotch
New Liver Can Really Handle Its Scotch
GOP Gasps As Red-Eyed Shadow Counsel Smashes Out Of Gestation Tank
GOP Gasps As Red-Eyed Shadow Counsel Smashes Out Of Gestation Tank
Third-Grader Watching Another Year Of Back To School Commercials Suddenly Realizes He’ll Die One Day
Third-Grader Watching Another Year Of Back To School Commercials Suddenly Realizes He’ll Die One Day
Green Energy Scientists Unveil 800,000-Ton Potato Capable Of Powering Entire City
Green Energy Scientists Unveil 800,000-Ton Potato Capable Of Powering Entire City
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
Obama Finishes Production On New Netflix Reality Series Where 24 Young Women Vie For Heart Of Former President
Obama Finishes Production On New Netflix Reality Series Where 24 Young Women Vie For Heart Of Former President
Inconsiderate Passenger Takes Up Entire Overhead Bin
Inconsiderate Passenger Takes Up Entire Overhead Bin

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