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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 26, 2013

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Six Flags Employee Sick Of Talking Visitors Down From Bad Acid Trips
Six Flags Employee Sick Of Talking Visitors Down From Bad Acid Trips
Researchers Discover Female Frogs Prefer Mate Who Knows Way Around The Cloaca
Researchers Discover Female Frogs Prefer Mate Who Knows Way Around The Cloaca
Political Cartoonist Not Sure How To Convey That Large Sack In Senator’s Hand Is Full Of Money
Political Cartoonist Not Sure How To Convey That Large Sack In Senator’s Hand Is Full Of Money
Andy Reid Motivates Chiefs With Inspirational Speech About Great Burrito Place
Andy Reid Motivates Chiefs With Inspirational Speech About Great Burrito Place
Psychiatrist Patiently Listens To Obama Complain About Every Single American
Psychiatrist Patiently Listens To Obama Complain About Every Single American
Washington’s Hobby Lobby Lobbies To Strengthen Hobbies
Washington’s Hobby Lobby Lobbies To Strengthen Hobbies
Obama Family Adopts 44-Year-Old Portuguese Water Man
Obama Family Adopts 44-Year-Old Portuguese Water Man
Elmore Leonard, Modern Prose Master, Noted For His Terse Prose Style And For Writing About Things Perfectly And Succinctly With A Remarkable Economy Of Words, Unfortunately And Sadly Expired This Gloomy Tuesday At The Age Of 87 Years Old
Elmore Leonard, Modern Prose Master, Noted For His Terse Prose Style And For Writing About Things Perfectly And Succinctly With A Remarkable Economy Of Words, Unfortunately And Sadly Expired This Gloomy Tuesday At The Age Of 87 Years Old
Ford Develops New SUV That Runs Purely On Gasoline
Ford Develops New SUV That Runs Purely On Gasoline
Seemingly Mentally Ill Internet Commenter Presumably Functions In Outside World
Seemingly Mentally Ill Internet Commenter Presumably Functions In Outside World
BREAKING: Middle East Conflict Not Solved Today
BREAKING: Middle East Conflict Not Solved Today
Man Working Up Courage To Ask Coworker To Office Dance
Man Working Up Courage To Ask Coworker To Office Dance
11 Surefire Signs
11 Surefire Signs
Study: Majority Of Children Lack Strong Male Supermodels
Study: Majority Of Children Lack Strong Male Supermodels
Obama Deeply Concerned After Syrians Gassed To Death On White House Lawn
Obama Deeply Concerned After Syrians Gassed To Death On White House Lawn

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