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The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 5, 2014

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Mom Packs Encouraging Note In Own Lunch
Mom Packs Encouraging Note In Own Lunch
Bill And Melinda Scoggins Foundation Pledges $58 For Charity
Bill And Melinda Scoggins Foundation Pledges $58 For Charity
Gym Teacher Still Remembers Names Of Every Former Pantywaist
Gym Teacher Still Remembers Names Of Every Former Pantywaist
Feds Bust Massive Child Pornography Corporation
Feds Bust Massive Child Pornography Corporation
Local TCBY Has Missed Past 2 Logo Changes
Local TCBY Has Missed Past 2 Logo Changes
Man On Date Ready For Question About Siblings This Time
Man On Date Ready For Question About Siblings This Time
Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys
Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys
Takeout Bag Feels Light
Takeout Bag Feels Light
Carlos Santana Surprises Wife With Coupon For Free 45-Minute Guitar Solo
Carlos Santana Surprises Wife With Coupon For Free 45-Minute Guitar Solo
New Census Report Reveals U.S. Has Over 316 Million Nobodies
New Census Report Reveals U.S. Has Over 316 Million Nobodies
Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie
Unemployed Man Vows To Wake Up Early, Finish Watching Movie
Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts
Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts
Pope Francis Pursues Sinner Across Vatican City Rooftops
Pope Francis Pursues Sinner Across Vatican City Rooftops
The Onion Looks Back At ’Citizen Kane’
The Onion Looks Back At ’Citizen Kane’
Deeply Held Conviction Immediately Dropped After Friend Half-Heartedly Disagrees
Deeply Held Conviction Immediately Dropped After Friend Half-Heartedly Disagrees

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