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The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 13, 2015

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Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation
Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation
Woman Drawn To Shampoo With Most Gruesome Description Of Hair
Woman Drawn To Shampoo With Most Gruesome Description Of Hair
California Officials Assure Residents There Still Plenty Of Other Natural Resources To Waste
California Officials Assure Residents There Still Plenty Of Other Natural Resources To Waste
SeaWorld Responds To California Drought By Draining Animal Tanks Halfway
SeaWorld Responds To California Drought By Draining Animal Tanks Halfway
Report: Holding Trophy Above Head Still Number One Celebration Technique
Report: Holding Trophy Above Head Still Number One Celebration Technique
Ron Paul Withholding Presidential Endorsement Until True Libertarian Candidate Enters Race
Ron Paul Withholding Presidential Endorsement Until True Libertarian Candidate Enters Race
Man Waiting In H&R Block Lobby Nervously Eyeing How Much More Paperwork Everyone Else Brought
Man Waiting In H&R Block Lobby Nervously Eyeing How Much More Paperwork Everyone Else Brought
Bully Can’t Believe Classmate Took 4 Straight Years Of Being Told To Kill Herself Seriously
Bully Can’t Believe Classmate Took 4 Straight Years Of Being Told To Kill Herself Seriously
College Accepts Safety Student Just In Case Top Choices Don’t Work Out
College Accepts Safety Student Just In Case Top Choices Don’t Work Out
Derrick Rose Pulls Off Perfect 720 At Local Skate Park
Derrick Rose Pulls Off Perfect 720 At Local Skate Park
Nation Hopeful There Will Be Equally Random Chance Of Justice For Future Victims Of Police Abuse
Nation Hopeful There Will Be Equally Random Chance Of Justice For Future Victims Of Police Abuse
DOJ Announces Initiative To Deploy Smartphone-Carrying Bystanders To Nation’s Streets
DOJ Announces Initiative To Deploy Smartphone-Carrying Bystanders To Nation’s Streets
Nation Letting Itself Have Few Moments Of Celebration Before Returning To Horrifying Reality Of Violent Extremism
Nation Letting Itself Have Few Moments Of Celebration Before Returning To Horrifying Reality Of Violent Extremism
FDA Figures It Will Get Around To Regulating Supplements With Names Like Black Widow, Yellow Demon
FDA Figures It Will Get Around To Regulating Supplements With Names Like Black Widow, Yellow Demon
PetSmart Manager Does Morning Sweep Of Enclosures For Dead Ones Before Opening Doors For Day
PetSmart Manager Does Morning Sweep Of Enclosures For Dead Ones Before Opening Doors For Day

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