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Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
Blood-Drenched, Berserk CEO Demands More Web Videos
Blood-Drenched, Berserk CEO Demands More Web Videos
Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election
Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election
Uncle Ben’s To Compete Against Apple With Brand-New Smartphone
Uncle Ben’s To Compete Against Apple With Brand-New Smartphone
Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, And Daniel Day-Lewis Come Out As Gay
Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, And Daniel Day-Lewis Come Out As Gay
Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations
Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations
Drought Bad
Drought Bad
Fred Willard A Huge Hit At Counseling Session
Fred Willard A Huge Hit At Counseling Session
Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities
Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities
Nation’s Moms On Olympic Opening Ceremony: ’Buckle The Fuck Up, It’s Going To Be A Wild-Ass Ride’
Nation’s Moms On Olympic Opening Ceremony: ’Buckle The Fuck Up, It’s Going To Be A Wild-Ass Ride’

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