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The Russian Probe: Year One Of Robert Mueller Somehow Resisting The Urge To Gouge Out His Own Eyes

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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off
Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off
Robert Mueller Begins Thirteenth Day Undercover As White House Janitor
Robert Mueller Begins Thirteenth Day Undercover As White House Janitor
Robert Mueller Dreading Returning From 2-Month European Vacation To Start Russia Investigation
Robert Mueller Dreading Returning From 2-Month European Vacation To Start Russia Investigation
Disgusted Robert Mueller Eats 2 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meals In One Sitting In Attempt To Get Into Trump’s Mind
Disgusted Robert Mueller Eats 2 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meals In One Sitting In Attempt To Get Into Trump’s Mind
‘I’ll Make Those Bastards Pay,’ Teary-Eyed Mueller Whispers Into Locket Containing Photo Of James Comey
‘I’ll Make Those Bastards Pay,’ Teary-Eyed Mueller Whispers Into Locket Containing Photo Of James Comey
Presidential Limo Guns It Around Corner In Attempt To Toss Robert Mueller From Roof
Presidential Limo Guns It Around Corner In Attempt To Toss Robert Mueller From Roof
Mueller: ‘Well, We Got The Liar. Probe’s Over’
Mueller: ‘Well, We Got The Liar. Probe’s Over’
Mueller Loses Visual On Oval Office Camera After Trump Spills A1 Sauce On Bust Of Winston Churchill
Mueller Loses Visual On Oval Office Camera After Trump Spills A1 Sauce On Bust Of Winston Churchill
‘I’ll Have To Obstruct One Last Thing,’ Whispers Jared Kushner Before Wrapping Gloved Hands Around Mueller’s Neck
‘I’ll Have To Obstruct One Last Thing,’ Whispers Jared Kushner Before Wrapping Gloved Hands Around Mueller’s Neck
Robert Mueller Ascends Into Sky With Umbrella After Trump Family Promises They Learned Lesson About Honesty
Robert Mueller Ascends Into Sky With Umbrella After Trump Family Promises They Learned Lesson About Honesty
Exhausted Mueller Trying To Find Trump Organization Russia Documents Amid Thousands Of Harassment Lawsuits
Exhausted Mueller Trying To Find Trump Organization Russia Documents Amid Thousands Of Harassment Lawsuits
Blood Drains From Mueller’s Face After Realizing Russia Investigation Might Go All The Way To White House
Blood Drains From Mueller’s Face After Realizing Russia Investigation Might Go All The Way To White House
Mueller Combs Through Dozens Of Damning White House Emails He Was Accidentally CC’d On
Mueller Combs Through Dozens Of Damning White House Emails He Was Accidentally CC’d On
Suction Cup-Wearing Robert Mueller Forced To Cower Behind White House Chandelier After Trump Returns Home Earlier Than Planned
Suction Cup-Wearing Robert Mueller Forced To Cower Behind White House Chandelier After Trump Returns Home Earlier Than Planned
Increasingly Obsessed Robert Mueller Forces Wife To Dye Hair Blond, Dress Like Ivanka
Increasingly Obsessed Robert Mueller Forces Wife To Dye Hair Blond, Dress Like Ivanka
Mueller Poses As Fox News Host To Coax Rudy Giuliani Into Giving Him Testimony On Trump
Mueller Poses As Fox News Host To Coax Rudy Giuliani Into Giving Him Testimony On Trump

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