The Pros And Cons Of Affirmative Action

Since the 1960s, Americans have regularly debated the merits of policies favoring members of groups frequently targeted by discrimination. Here are the pros and cons of affirmative action:

PROS

Diversifies bank’s pool of future student loan debtors

Allows white people to feel good about the places they go to school

Most convenient way for racists to call into question minorities’ achievements

Protects equality in the workplace for next few years until androids replace entire U.S. workforce

Intermediate Fiction Seminar could really benefit from having a wider variety of voices

Easiest way for nation to skate by doing the bare minimum to address pervasive racial inequality

CONS

Nation’s long history of racial grievances already solved by Civil Rights Act of 1957

Distracts from true measures of academic preparedness, such as SAT scores and parents’ presence on school’s alumni board

Acknowledges existence of race

Some students might arrive on campus unprepared for the cutthroat sorority rush process

My Declan definitely should’ve gotten into Penn

Is potentially unfavorable to a different group of people than usual