‘The Onion’ Looks Back On The Hall-Of-Fame Career Of A-Rod’s Teammate

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January 22, 2020

A-Rod Asks Jeter ‘Is This Heaven?’ While Playing Game Of Catch

Fan Steals Derek Jeter From Yankee Stadium

Derek Jeter Makes Easy Play Look Easy

Derek Jeter Honored For Having Fewer Hits Than Harold Baines

Yankees Re-Sign Popular Mascot Derek Jeter

Derek Jeter Rejects Move To Outfield By Reminding Yankees That He’s Derek Fucking Jeter

Derek Jeter Just 6 Squib Grounders, Shallow Bloops Away From 3,000 Hits

Derek Jeter Relieved He Can Go Back To Not Hitting Ball

Derek Jeter Admits He Only Plays The Game The Right Way For The Pussy

MRI Reveals Derek Jeter Still Has Couple Shitty Seasons Left In Him

Derek Jeter Shatters Ankle In 148 Places After Attempting To Take Field

Yankees Warn Eduardo Nunez To Stop Showing Up Derek Jeter By Making Routine Plays At Shortstop

Derek Jeter Transferred To 60,000 Day DL

Yankees Honor Derek Jeter, Retire His Number, Forcibly Remove Him From Stadium

Derek Jeter Announces 2012 Will Be His Final Decent Season

Derek Jeter: ‘I Will Never Enter This Part Of The City Again’

Derek Jeter Denies Tanking Allegations After Marlins Field 4 Players

Derek Jeter Just Going To Go Ahead And Count Stray Cats In Marlins Attendance Figure

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