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The Not-So-Friendly Skies

Last month’s mysterious crash of TWA Flight 800 near Long Island, which came on the heels of several other major air tragedies, has sparked a national debate about the safety and security of commercial airlines. What do you think?

Nathan Reynolds • Pilot

“I realize passengers are concerned, but speaking as a pilot, there’s no better place to drop acid than 40,000 feet in the air.”

Nathan Reynolds • Pilot

Martin Mattacks • Ornithologist

“There need to be more exhaustive pre-boarding security anal probes. In fact, forget the plane ride altogether.”

Martin Mattacks • Ornithologist

Erick D’Alessio • Plumber

“I would like to see more entertaining in-flight movies and fewer mid-air explosive decapitations.”

Erick D’Alessio • Plumber

Rosalie Thalacker • Pharmacist

“I hate being aboard a plane during a terrorist hijacking, but when I have to be, I chew delicious Wrigley’s Spearmint Gum.”

Rosalie Thalacker • Pharmacist

Marianne Sirota • Lab Technician

“It stinks that all flights are now non-smoking, but I can usually get away with blowing the smoke out the gaping rusted holes in the plane’s fuselage.”

Marianne Sirota • Lab Technician

Steven Lastrom • Systems Analyst

“Airline safety is all about people.”

Steven Lastrom • Systems Analyst