Led by such new-age gurus as Deepak Chopra and Andrew Weil, holistic medicine is more popular than ever. What do you think of alternative medicine?
“I tried acupuncture once to cure a liver ailment. It wasn’t the needles that bothered me; it was the Asian guy laughing at me in the background.”
Ed Shelby • Reference Librarian
“My bad breath was recently healed by a powerful new-age Certs flavor crystal.”
Alison Nickerson • Bank Teller
“This guy once told me he could redirect my chi energy by putting his dick in my butt. He was a very wise man.”
Ron Kramer • Systems Analyst
“I had my thyroid gland removed without any anesthetic, and only two acupuncture needles in my neck. The pain was excruciating.”
Francis Dhuey • Interior Designer
“I’ve been on a ginseng-only diet for three weeks now. Look at the colors, man. The colors.”
Stacy Rokowitz • Psychologist
“My wife had a swami over last week to correctly align her yoni and chakras. She said it worked, but it sure looked to me like he was just fucking her.”
Benjamin Wuhl • Plumber
