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The Great Wal-Mart of China

Wal-Mart recently opened its first store in China, bringing its wide selection and everyday low prices to a virtually untapped new market of more than one billion. What do you think about this American retail giant’s invasion of the Far East?

Dennis Pearson • Pro Football Player

“Wal-Mart in China? Good idea! That will eliminate shipping costs from the manufacturer to the store.”

Dennis Pearson • Pro Football Player

Walt Huber • Speech Pathologist

“I’d like to visit that store. Then I could see my wife before I buy her.”

Walt Huber • Speech Pathologist

Leonore Kent • Systems Analyst

“As a fat Beijing housewife with nine children, I’m glad I’ll finally have the chance to push a cart around a huge, fluorescent-lit store, just like I would in America.”

Leonore Kent • Systems Analyst

Cheryl Coogan • Registered Dietitian

“That explains why, when I tried to return a defective toaster oven recently, they told me I had to take it to their store in Wutan.”

Cheryl Coogan • Registered Dietitian

Kenny Post • Truant Officer

“Hopefully, this will provide a better market for their poorly selling line of Sam’s Choice Human Rights Abuses.”

Kenny Post • Truant Officer

Peter Frankowicz • Tax Attorney

“As a cost-conscious Chinese peasant, I’m sticking with Sears. They’ve got the Kenmore-brand huts I’m looking for.”

Peter Frankowicz • Tax Attorney