That Guy From That One Show To Make Guest Appearance On That Other Show

DECATUR, GA—According to a report from local Chik-Fil-A cashier Len Baxter, that dude on that one show about the guy who can see into the future is going to be on that other show with the two chicks who are undercover cops. “Supposedly, he’s playing the blonde one’s cousin or something,” Baxter told co-workers Monday at the fast-food restaurant, “so he’s not the same guy he plays on his show. It’s not, like, a combination of the two shows.” The highly anticipated episode airs this Friday, though Baxter conceded that he may watch the one about the reporter and the rollerblading dog instead.