Teen Mom Wants Another One

GALENA, IL—Saying that she didn’t want to wait until she graduated high school to give her 6-month-old a baby brother or sister, local teen mom Lacey Reed told reporters Tuesday that she wanted another one. “I know I’m still just in my junior year, but pretty soon I’d like to try for number two,” said the 16-year-old, adding that she and her 17-year-old boyfriend, Tanner, had always dreamed of a big family, and his parents had enough room in their walkout basement for at least one or two more kids. “Yes, it will be hard to pass my classes with two kids and all my shifts at Applebee’s, but I know I can make it work. After all, my mom did it when I was little, and I turned out just fine.” At press time, Reed told reporters that after 36 gut-wrenching hours of trying, she had finally gotten pregnant.