Ted Cruz Stuck In Nosebleed Seats At Senate Campaign Rally

HOUSTON—Straining to hear President Trump speak from his vantage point high in the rafters of the Toyota Center, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) reportedly complained Monday after being stuck in the nosebleed seats at his campaign rally. “C’mon, I can barely make out what Trump’s talking about,” said Cruz, leaning forward in his seat in section 417 to better see whether the president’s rally appearance in support of him was going well or not. “I think that little speck next to him on the stage is my wife and kids? But back here, who knows? God, I just hope they’re saying good things about me.” At press time, Cruz was spotted being escorted out of the venue by security after attempting to move to a better seat midway through the rally.