Vol 56: Issue 48

News, News In Brief

Food Critic Has Late Night Hankering For Liquid Nitrogen-Frozen Raviolo Balloon
News, News In Brief

William Barr Celebrates Holidays By Giving Lethal Injections To Those Less Fortunate
OGN

The Con Pays Off: After Years Of Feigning Interest, George R.R. Martin Has Bolted From The ‘Elden Ring’ Offices With All The Topless Elf Concept Art His Arms Can Carry
American Voices, Opinion

Scientists Use Facial Recognition Technology To Track Bears
Sports

NFL Suspends Steelers Roster For Breaking Coronavirus Protocol By Playing Ravens
American Voices, Opinion

CDC Advisers Vote On Who Will Get Covid-19 Vaccine First
News, News In Brief

Concerns About Nuclear Iran Grow After Periodic Table Poster Spotted In Tehran High School
Infographic, News

Fact-Checking ‘The Crown’
News, News In Brief

Barr Announces No Widespread Election Fraud After Clicking Warning Label On Flagged Trump Tweets
Sports

‘Oh, God, What Have I Done!’ Cries Matt Patricia After Discovering Pencil Fused To Ear
News, News In Brief

DOJ Vows To Prosecute Any Pay-For-Pardon Offers Trying To Lowball President
News, News In Brief

Ungrateful Pricks On Sidewalk Not Even Glancing At Christmas Tree Placed In Window To Bring Them Holiday Cheer
News, News In Brief

Panhandler Really Appreciates It When People Make A Big Show Out Of Patting All Their Pockets
News, News In Brief

Insatiable Jeff Bezos Launches New E-Commerce Site ‘Bezylon’ To Undercut Amazon
Local

Herd Of Crossfitters Stampeding Down Sidewalk Like Startled Wild Boars
Former Astronaut To Be Sworn In As U.S. Senator
News, News In Brief

Trump Reduced To Filing Lawsuit To Overturn Single Ballot In Placerville, Idaho

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