Vol 56: Issue 48

Sports

Stir-Crazy Nick Saban Builds Assistant Coach To Scream At In Quarantine
News, News In Brief

Google AI Zones Out While Being Trained On Mandatory Racial Sensitivity Data Set
Sports

Fantasy Football Week 13: Start ’Em, Sit ’Em
News, News In Brief

Singapore Approves First Lab-Grilled Chicken
News, News In Brief

Obama Volunteers To Inject Vaccine, Eat Ghost Pepper, Get Bitten By Tarantula Live On New YouTube Channel
Local

Woman’s Hands Become Bloody Nubs Of Raw Flesh After Forgetting Nightly Moisturizing Routine
Infographic, News

Pros And Cons Of Prosecuting Trump After His Presidency
Local

Mold Getting Tired Of Thanksgiving Leftovers
Cartoons, Opinion

Do You Hear What I Jeer
News, News In Brief

CDC Introduces New Expedited Quarantine Period Of 3-5 Business Days For $29.99
Local

Doctor Wondering Why There ‘Reverse’ Switch On Ventilator
American Voices, Opinion

U.S. Narrows Scope Of Service Animals Allowed On Planes
News, News In Brief

White House Dishwasher Not Sure Why Trump Keeps Offering Him Pardon
American Voices, Opinion

Dictionary.com Names ‘Pandemic’ Word Of The Year
Sports

Rob Gronkowski Thrilled After Purchasing Rare, Game-Worn Rob Gronkowski Jersey
News, News In Brief

Jimmy Carter On Covid Vaccine: ‘There’s No Way In Hell I’m Letting Them Put That Thing In Me’
News, News In Brief

Exhausted Researchers Inform Public Covid Vaccine Won’t Shrink You Down To Size Of Ant

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