Vol 56: Issue 37

American Voices, Opinion

Virtual 2020 Emmy Awards Will Be Live Event
Politics

Fox News Slams CNN For Providing Biden Each Question Seconds Before He Answered It
Politics

Trump Signs Executive Order Establishing ‘1946 Commission’ To Teach How America Started At President’s Birth
Entertainment

Conservative Conspiracy Theorist Outraged After Stumbling Upon Entire Netflix Section Dedicated To Kids
Local

Man Feels Like He Can’t Breathe With Mask Wadded Up In Mouth
News, News In Brief

White House Vows To Have Something To Stick Into Your Arm By October
Sports

Scientists Study Brains Of Baseball Fans To Find Out How They Stay Interested During First 7 Innings
Entertainment

Exasperated Plumber Explains To Kanye West Why Flushing Awards Bad For Toilet
American Voices, Opinion

Barbados To Remove Queen Elizabeth As Head Of State
Local

Cool Dog Doesn’t Give A Shit About Other Dog Passing Him On Sidewalk
American Voices, Opinion

‘Scientific American’ Endorses Presidential Candidate For First Time In 175 Year History
Local

Couple Thankfully Not Well-Liked Enough To Have Superspreader Wedding
News, News In Photos

ICE Responds To Public Outcry By Pledging All Detainees Will Receive Lobotomy To Erase Trauma
Entertainment, Magazine

George Orwell: 70 Years Later, His Sumptuous No-Bake Brownies Recipe Takes On New Urgency
Sports

The Onion’s Fantasy Football Expert Gives His Pro Tips For Managing Your Team
Politics

Democratic Process In Peril As Millions Of Americans Chase After Mail-In Ballots Caught In Wind
OGN

Gamers, We Should Be Thrilled To Share These New PS5 Images With You, But In Reality We’ve Been Dreading It Because Sometimes You Guys Are Fucking Mean

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