Vol 55: Issue 44

Sports

Self-Conscious NFL Referee Practices Raising Both Arms In Front Of Bathroom Mirror Before Game
Sports

Adam Eaton Spends Nationals Parade In Secure Bunker As Team’s Designated Survivor
American Voices, Opinion

Nation Celebrates Halloween
News, News In Brief

New Exhibit At Dallas Visitor’s Center Focuses On Things That Went Right During JFK’s November 1963 Visit
American Voices, Opinion

House Formalizes Impeachment Proceedings
OGN

Man Who Has Not Owned Console Since 2009 Thoughtfully Scans Fifth ‘Death Stranding’ Review Of Day
News, News In Brief

TC Energy Says Keystone Pipeline Failed Due To Protestors Making It Lose Confidence In Itself
Politics

MSNBC Poll Finds Support For Bernie Sanders Has Plummeted 2 Points Up
Entertainment

‘Sesame Street’ Introduces Paranoid-Schizophrenic Muppet To Educate Kids About Pat Sajak Stealing Your Empty Tuna Cans
American Voices, Opinion

NCAA To Allow Compensation For College Athletes
Entertainment, Magazine

Reese Witherspoon: Sweaty And Loving It
Local

‘Someone’s In Here!’ Says Man In Restroom Asserting Own Existence For First Time In Months
Local

Real-Life Van Helsing Runs Over Kid In Vampire Costume
Local

Man Asks Every Trick-Or-Treater If They’re The Real Dracula Just In Case
Politics

Poll Shows Support For Impeachment Weakest Among Uncontacted Amazonian Tribes Who Know Nothing Of Our Ways
Local

Woman Passing Out Candy Unsure Whether To Give Some To Teen Mom Too
American Voices, Opinion

Twitter Drops All Political Ads

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