Vol 55: Issue 19

American Voices, Opinion

Denver Votes On Decriminalizing Magic Mushrooms
Local

Waitress Treated Extra Courteously To Compensate For Assholes At Adjacent Table
News, News In Brief

New ‘Call Of Duty’ Career Mode Lets Player Join Raytheon’s Board Of Directors After Military Service
American Voices, Opinion

Royal Baby Born
Entertainment

‘Voila,’ Yells Exhausted Lady Gaga During 149th Consecutive Costume Change As Met Visitors Gingerly Step Over Her
OGN

Top Indie Games On Steam
Commentary

Bye!
Sports

Los Angeles Plans To Hold 2028 Olympics In Toronto For The Tax Incentives
News, News In Brief

FDA Launches Food Awareness Month To Get Americans Interested In Eating
Local

Sickly, Starving Rhino Not As Fun To Hunt
OGN

Sweet Karma: Your High School Computer Lab Teacher Who Installed The Browser Blocker That Stopped You From Playing Flash Games Is Very Sick Now
Entertainment

Film Critics Captivated By Use Of One Long, Unbroken Take In Parent’s Recording Of Middle School ‘Guys And Dolls’ Production
American Voices, Opinion

Scientists Find Cocaine In Shrimp
Local

Entire Meal Prep For Week Eaten By Tuesday
Entertainment

Leaked Footage Reveals Grisly Scene Where Detective Pikachu Examines Jigglypuff’s Corpse At Morgue
American Voices, Opinion

Christians Most Persecuted Religious Group Worldwide, Report Finds
Local

Grandma Wants To Know If You’re Still Drawing

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