Vol 55: Issue 19

American Voices, Opinion

Trump Asserts Executive Privilege Over Mueller Report
News, News In Brief

U.S. Fish And Wildlife Service Reintroduces Straw Hat-Wearing Boys To Old Fishin’ Holes
News, News In Brief

Turning Point USA Condemns UNLV Student For Filming Racist Video In Portrait Mode
Politics

Trump Motorcade Picks Up Few Lyft Passengers To Help President Make Ends Meet
News, News In Brief

National Weather Service Releases Composite Sketch Of Tornado It Believes Ravaged Midwest
Local

Car Ride Devoted To Explaining What Things Will Be Different About Grandma This Visit
News, News In Brief

Alabama Cracks Down On Abortions By Outlawing All Medical Procedures
Sports

Upset Red Sox Fan Demands To Speak To Manager
OGN

Incredibly Lazy And Unprofessional: This Video Game Developer Is Always The First To Leave His Office At 11:45 P.M. Every Day
Commentary

Islam Is Incompatible With Country-Western Culture
Local

Harried Woman On Train Quickly Doing Plastic Surgery On Face Before Work
American Voices, Opinion

Trump Taxes Show He Lost $1 Billion Over Decade
Sports

MLB Scouts Impressed By Pitching Machine Consistently Hitting 90 On Radar Gun
Politics

De Blasio PAC Spends $30 Million On Ads Urging Candidate Not To Embarrass Self By Running
Politics

Trump Forced To Take On Second Job As CVS Cashier In Order To Pay Down Business Debts
American Voices, Opinion

Disney Delays ‘Avatar 2’ Until 2021
News, News In Photos

Denver’s Flaming Skull Mayor Announces Plans To Decriminalize Magic Mushrooms

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