Vol 55: Issue 17

Local

Panic Rapidly Setting In As Man Realizes He Has No Plan For Ripe Avocado
American Voices, Opinion

Measles Roars Back At Record Pace
News, News In Brief

Facebook Users Morbidly Curious What Site Going To Do With Their Personal Data To Recoup $5 Billion Fine
News, News In Brief

Prison Returns Bag Of Semi-Automatic Guns, Hit List To Coast Guard Terror Suspect At Release
News, News In Photos

Coast Guard Terror Suspect Released After Cell Needed For Nonviolent Drug User
News, News In Brief

David Bernhardt Denies Business Interests Influenced Yellowstone’s Name Change To Frito Lay Presents Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho National Park
Sports

Denver Nuggets Worried They Screwed Up Attempt To Tank For Zion Williamson
Local

Bee Practically Blows Its Load After Seeing Purple Coneflower In Full Bloom
Local

Elderly Man Feeling Useless In Retirement Wishes He Could Go Back To Feeling Useless At Work
News, News In Brief

Field Museum Officials Announce Long-Awaited Pregnancy Of Prized T-Rex
American Voices, Opinion

FAA Gives Google Approval For Delivery Drone Flights
Sports

‘If You Cross Me I Will End You,’ Goodell Whispers Into Ear Of Every Draft Pick
Sports

Jon Gruden Rips Up List Of Top Prospects And Drafts From The Heart
Sports

Browns Draft First Overall Out Of Habit
Sports

Easy-Going Mel Kiper Predicts Teams Will Do Whatever They Feel Is Right And We Shouldn’t Judge Them
Sports

Racine Legion To Select Second Overall In NFL Draft Using Pick Acquired In 1923
News, News In Brief

Tesla Posts Massive First Quarter Loss After Self-Driving Car Absconds With $702 Million In Cash

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