Vol 55: Issue 14

Sports

Tom Izzo Calls 2019 Spartans Best Team He’s Ever Threatened With Violence
Entertainment

Shocked ‘Our Planet’ Viewers Watch As David Attenborough Enters Scene To Break Neck Of Starving Polar Bear
News, News In Photos

MacKenzie Bezos Gains Huge Win In Divorce Settlement After Successfully Retaining No Stake In ‘Washington Post’
American Voices, Opinion

House Democrats Formally Request Trump’s Tax Returns
News, News In Photos

Despondent Jeff Bezos Realizes He’ll Have To Work For 9 Seconds To Earn Back Money He Lost In Divorce
Local

Family Respects Grandmother’s Wishes To Have Open-Bloused Funeral
Local

Doctor Informs Woman He’s Overweight
Entertainment

Paramount Executive Snaps Up Script That Begins With Studio Logo Fading Into Establishing Shot Of Actual Mountain
American Voices, Opinion

‘The Last Of Us 2’ To Be Released In 2019
News, News In Brief

Mama Duck Doesn’t Recall Asking For Injured Baby To Be Rescued From Road
News, News In Photos

Dozens Of Panicked Mar-A-Lago Guests Crowd Front Desk To Check Out After FBI Agents Spotted At Hotel
American Voices, Opinion

Trump Pushes Health Care Reform Until After 2020
Politics

White House Says Mueller Report Must Be Kept Private Because It’s So Exonerating It Would Drive Public Mad
News, News In Brief

Hare Krishnas: ‘Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare’
News, News In Brief

Mar-A-Lago Staff Apologizes For Letting In Guest They Just Assumed Was High-Powered Lobbyist Trying To Buy Influence
News, News In Brief

Rolex Unveils New Diving Cuckoo Clock Capable Of Working Up To 3,000 Meters Underwater
Local

Getting Arm Squeezed By Walgreens Blood Pressure Machine Most Physical Contact Man Has Had In Months

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